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FlightSafety Experienced Board Captain |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Moin! Kennt jemand vielleicht die Geschichte eines Piloten, der am Anfang nur ein Flugzeug betreibt und Passagiere transportiert, später mehr Leute (Dispatch, Abfertigungspersonal, Flugbegleiter) einstellt, mit der Zeit einige Flugzeuge kauft und so eine Airline entsteht? Über den Ausgang bin ich mir nicht sicher, aber am Ende leidet der Pilot unter dem entstandenen Management. Über einen Link oder den Text als Beitrag würde ich mich freuen. Danke! Viele Grüße, |
vogelparadies Experienced Board Captain |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() www.airberlin.com :-) :-) |
Stand by Experienced Board Captain |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() http://www.laudaair.com/site/index.php?id=20 Der Mann heißt übrigens Andreas Nikolaus Lauda. |
Aerowinx Experienced Board Captain |
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Cyberbird Experienced Board Captain |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ... das muß wohl der Niki sein - sein Buch "mein 3. Leben" ist zumindest aufschlußreiche Lektüre - speziell die Passage wo er sinniert sich mit seinem getunten Mini in England - ob der unbewältigbaren Schulden - gegen die Wand zu fahren & SChluß zu machen ... Sehr ermutigend zu wissen, daß derselbe Mann, Jahre später als Skipper auf seiner 767 184,6 Tonnen und ca. 269 Paxe durch die (teilw. auch finaziellen) Turbulenzen von VIE nach MIA und so geschippert hat; dennoch - oder gerade deswegen: Chapeau vor seiner Lebensleistung: Niki, ein echtes Aufstehmännchen ! |
FlightSafety Experienced Board Captain |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nein, kein Buch und auch nicht vom Lauda oder Air Berlin. Die Geschichte ist auf Englisch, handelt nicht von einer spezifischen Person (einfach nach dem Motto: "once there was a pilot...") und ist ca. 10 Zeilen lang. |
fourstripes Experienced Board Captain |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ein kleiner Ersatz solange: A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!" Silence Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!" |
maxmobil Experienced Board Captain |
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Cpt. Boykott Experienced Board Captain |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() noch ein Ersatz... "Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'... Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening "That is remarkable value." Michael comments. "I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 euro please." O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please" Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame". "I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of EUR4.00 for your seat Sir." O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro." O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager". "Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?" "Of course I do Mr. O'Leary." "I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!" "Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second" "I will never use this bar again." "OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro". |
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